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  • Sausage Service

    Norfolk is a wonderful place. Not flat, as many unsuspecting touring cyclists find to their cost, once they encounter the rolling chalk landscape. Chalk sweeps down through Norfolk all the way into Buckinghamshire, but unless you’re into maps it’s unlikely you will know this, which is why cyclists get caught out when their easy holiday becomes much more arduous.

    Norfolk is centred around Norwich, from a population perspective and to borrow from the signs on the road networks fringing it, it is a fine city.

    A city surrounded by market towns and endless fields, Norwich is a pretty place. Old, like York, and stuffed with ancient buildings and a fine Norman castle. Well worth a look if you’re passing, which you won’t be, as Norwich is not somewhere people can casually amble past on the way to somewhere else.

    It also houses a multitude of excellent restaurants who tend to be supplied by local producers. To celebrate the hard work of diligent farmers and honest chutney magicians the city holds a food festival every year.

    One highlight of this wallet depleting event (local gin is too easily purchased) is the Battle of the Bangers. Nine butchers cook and serve free sausages to hungry and discerning festival goers and the best sausage, in a public vote (or sausage-off) is crowned the champion.

    Visiting and sampling this event the other week I asked a butcher how many sausages they were cooking that day.

    ‘About 15 stone,’ she answered, rather pleasing me in not using the new fangled ‘kilos’ as a measure of their efforts. That’s a lot of cooking and cutting up.

    It was interesting to see how different butchers worked the crowd. Some simply plonked down plates of food and left people to help themselves. Others went into the crowd to explain their recipe and entice people to vote for them.

    One commented when he saw me reaching for a second slice and said:

    ‘Hmmm, haven’t I seen you before?’

    This felt a bit rude, given it’s a free event and people were ambling up and down the stalls effectively helping themselves to a free lunch.

    Contrast this with the butcher who was encouraging people to take more than one piece in order to ‘really enjoy the flavour of our classic old recipe.’

    I helped myself and had to agree that his firm’s bangers were something else. He got my vote and the votes of most of the public and won a handsome victory.

    This made me wonder if the winning sausage was actually down to a combination of excellent flavour and cheery, good natured customer service.

    The butcher who was annoyed at me had a good sausage for sure, but in a closely fought competition there has to be an extra point awarded to a competitor who cooks hard and still smiles at the crowd all day.

    We form our opinions based on all the elements we are faced with, when making buying decisions. An average car sold by the most helpful dealer is perhaps an easier purchase than the best car sold by a surly dealer.

    The most enjoyable band at an event may be the one that works the crowd the best and not the one who can play the most complex music.

    Whenever we think of our own ‘sausage service’ we would do well to reflect on the total package our customers are receiving. If we rely only on flavour to secure a win, or an order, we may well be disappointed.

    Next week: How To Ruin A Business

  • OMD!

    Messages. Souvenir. Enola Gay. Classic song titles. Do you recognise them? They were all hits for OMD, who’s rather longer, full name is the imaginative Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

    I guess if you can be creative enough to come up with a name like that, then you’re probably going to be creative enough to have a career in pop music, write a few hits along the way and have fun in doing it.

    The band has been together, on and off, for 40 years. Amazing to think of anyone being in the same job these days for such a long period of time and the two halves of OMD, Paul Humphreys and Andy McCluskey, do seem to get on well.

    Well, that was my impression when I saw them play live a couple of weeks ago. They exuded a level of energy that any 20-something band would be proud of and they engaged the audience and built a rapport with us all smoothly and good naturedly. Andy McCluskey kept referring to his ‘bad bass playing’ which was endearing, rather than being faux modesty. He is not the worlds greatest bass player and yet there aren’t many people starting out in a band today who will still be plugging away in 40 years time.

    Touring and gigging must be relentlessly punishing. Any consultant who travels widely for work is doing the same kind of thing. It all consists of travel, hotels and delivery. Not much time to savour the sights, a constant stream of equipment checks and preparation and no time for your own life to intrude. Bad days are not allowed. You have to turn up and perform and then pack up and hurry onto the next gig, or next client.

    Billy Connolly said once, in a documentary; ‘You can’t let your life intrude. These people have paid £30 to see you and booked a babysitter and it’s the highlight of their week. You have to put everything behind you and go onstage and deliver. It doesn’t matter if the dog has died. You have to respect your audience and go out and make them laugh.’

    We have to go out there and deliver. It’s the same for a consultant with a fixed deadline, or a workshop trainer, or a sales person. Whatever is happening in our lives we have to turn up on the day, hit the mark and complete the contract.

    In football parlance, we have to leave it all on the field.

    OMD could have soft-pedalled, sung a few hits in a quiet way and then left the stage to polite applause. They didn’t. They came out with a ‘we’re here to entertain you’ attitude and they left it all on stage. Not bad for a band formed in 1978 on the Wirral.

    It made me think that business is all about leaving it on the stage. If we allow ourselves to have bad days, let life get in the way and to stop finding the joy in our work then business will suffer. We don’t have to be the best bass player in the world to succeed, we just have to keep putting the energy in and keep delivering to a high standard.

    Next week: Sausage Service